Darklady's Secret Stairway

EVENT: Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:53:58 GMT

Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party

Darklady knows that ‘tis the season for sexy, spooky fun – and what could be more fun than a night of good-naturedly depraved cavorting at her Voodoo Tiki Lounge? Join the living, the undead, and the living dead for a night of post-Halloween socializing and strange desire. Bring a donation for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry. Creative costumes earn valuable giveaways!

Saturday, November 7, 2009
7:00 pm - 2:00 am
Village Ballroom
Portland, OR

RSVP to Darklady@darklady.com Absolutely Required
Limited Accessibility
Ages 21+ only

Birthday Wishes for October & November
Voodoo Tiki Tunes by DJ DubChilly & the Tiki:Mojo Soundsystem
Costume Prizes
Cocktail Lounge
Potluck Buffet
Cloakroom
Drum Circle
Zombie Graveyard

S/M Area & Sensual Rubitorium
Massage Table, Monkey Rocker & Sex Swing
Photo Booth by Robert York
Candid Photos by Bryan Grimes (by request)
Naughty Voodoo Barber
Casting Couch
More, more, more!

$50 - Street Clothes
$25 – Costume, Fetish, Alluring or Dressy Attire
Bring a donation for Esther's Pantry and get $5 off entry
Work-scholarships available. Write for details.
Cash & in-kind sponsorships of all kinds welcome.
Taboo Video, Big Teaze Toys, and other sexy giveaways

-- Darklady
www.Darklady.com
www.Masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

EVENT: Darklady’s “Naughty (Vampire Porn)” Karaoke

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:16:20 GMT

Darklady’s “Naughty (Vampire Porn)” Karaoke

The “Naughty Karaoke” crew is heading back to the microphone once again – this time with even more songs – and quality hard and softcore vampire porn!

“Naughty Karaoke” is your chance to feed your spookily musical soul with 5,000+ of your favorite karaoke songs (http://fethosting.com/karaoke) in a pansexual friendly, clothing-optional environment complete with a fully stocked bar, scantily clad bartenders, a kitchen eager to satisfy your physical hunger, and a crowd of surprisingly talented and pervy friends.

Monday, October 26
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Strongly Preferred

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
November 7: Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

EVENT: Darklady’s “Devilish” Dinner & Porn Social Night

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:27:26 GMT

Join Darklady and friends for two uniquely edgy, creatively controversial, and strangely sexy adult features ideally suited for the Halloween season.

In addition to viewing two truly wicked adult videos in a fully accessible, diversity-loving, clothing-optional and costume-friendly environment, the night includes an all-you-can-eat buffet from Rumpspankers, snuggle & play spaces stocked with safer sex supplies, decidedly adult giveaways, and a chance to meet Shane Bugbee, the director of “Club Satan.”

Liquid inspiration awaits in the cash bar social area – and those who bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry receive a raffle ticket worth autographed copies of the videos, “Club Satan” props, Big Teaze Toys Devil Ducks, and wonderful things from Taboo Video. Wear a costume & earn a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

DEVILISH DOUBLE FEATURE:
”The New Neighbors” and “Club Satan”
Ages 21 +
Space is limited so RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Saturday, October 17th
Gates to Hell Open at 7:00 pm
Demonic Dinner at 7:30 pm
First Fiendish Feature Begins at 8:00 pm

$20 individual or $35 duo
Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Monday, October 26 – Naughty Karaoke (and vampire porn)

Saturday, November 7 – Darklady's “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

EVENT: Darklady’s “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic Night

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:07:58 GMT

Darklady’s “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic Night

Celebrate the mind, body, and spirit erotic during Darklady’s “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic Night at Rumpspankers. Sign up now to guarantee a place in the line-up or add your name upon arrival.

The kitchen and bar will be open for business and the night is clothing optional, so feel free to strut your stuff, be it bare skin or daring lingerie.

Performers so far: Darklady, Serious Black, Scott Huber, Sahara Dunes, GL Morrison...

Monday, September 28
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Strongly Preferred

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Saturday, October 17: “Super Spooky” Dinner & Porn Social Night

Monday, October 26: “Haunted” Naughty Karaoke

Saturday, November 7: Darklady’s “Voodoo Tiki Lounge” Polyween Party

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

WEDNESDAY - Darklady’s “Porn & Pong” Damon Brown Meet & Greet

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:56:36 GMT

Darklady’s “Porn & Pong” Damon Brown Meet & Greet

Darklady thinks that when pop culturist Damon Brown said “technology is officially sexy now,” he was talking about Portland. After his 7:00 pm appearance at Reading Frenzy, meet & greet the author of “Porn & Pong: How Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider and other Sexy Games Changed Our Culture” during a meet & greet like no other:

Wear Your Sexiest Gamer Geek Garb
Relive the Days of Atari 2600, SNES, and PS2 Gaming
Play Grand Theft Auto, Pong, and Other Classic Games
Gawk at the Miracle of Tentacle Porn
Get $1 Off Autographed Copies of "Porn and Pong"
Tip the Topless Bartenders
Visit DamonBrown.net, PornAndPong.com, and twitter.com/browndamon

Wednesday, September 2nd
Ages 21 +
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
RSVP Preferred
Bring a copy of “Porn & Pong” for $1 off entry

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
September 5: Darklady’s “Detention Hall” Summer Mini-Party

September 19: The Return of “Pirates” Dinner & Porn Social Night

September 28: “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

WEDNESDAY ONLINE - Darklady's Sexpose w/Chip August

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:16:08 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, August 26, 2009

ONLINE AIRINGS:
4:00 pm PT/7:00 pm ET - Wednesday
9:00 pm PT/midnight ET - Wednesday
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET - Friday
www.RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Chip August: Personal growth coach and workshop facilitator. www.ChipAugust.com.

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm/midnight ET and Fridays at 7:00 pm PT/9:00 pm ET.

Darklady and personal growth coach/former HAI.org facilitator Chip August discuss his “Extraordinary Sex” workshop, his work with those who live “alternative lifestyles,” common communication mistakes, and the fear of/yearning for connection.

Find out more during another intimacy-building episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

MONDAY -- Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke” Returns!

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:46:51 GMT

Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke”

The beta test of “Naughty Karaoke” was so much fun that Darklady’s going to fire up the microphones and video screen once again – this time with an actual book of song options!

“Naughty Karaoke” is your chance to feed your musical soul with 5,000+ of your favorite karaoke songs in a pansexual friendly, clothing-optional environment complete with a fully stocked bar, scantily clad bartenders, a kitchen eager to satisfy your physical hunger, and a crowd of surprisingly talented and pervy friends.

Monday, August 24
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Strongly Preferred

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
September 2: “Porn & Pong” Meet & Greet w/author Damon Brown, hentai & pansexual gaming!

September 19: The Return of “Pirates” Dinner & Porn Social Night

September 28: “Forbidden Fantasies” Erotic Open Mic

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

TODAY - Darklady's Sexpose w/Piercing Authority Elayne Angel

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:43:07 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

NEW TIMES:
4:00 pm PT/7:00 pm ET - Wednesday
9:00 pm PT/midnight ET - Wednesday
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET - Friday
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Elayne Angel: Author of “The Piercing Bible,” – www.PiercingBible.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm/midnight ET and Fridays at 7:00 pm PT/9:00 pm ET.

Darklady and body piercing pioneer and renowned authority Elayne Angel have a pointed conversation about the art and science of body piercing and her new book, “The Piercing Bible.” Find out from a woman with 40,000 punctures of experience what the most common piercing are, what to look for in a piercing professional – and how likely you are to find it.

This and more will be revealed during another sharp-witted conversation on “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

UPCOMING SHOWS:
08-26-09 = Charles August, personal growth coach and former Human Awareness Institute workshop facilitator. www.ChipAugust.com

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady Receives 2009 BLP “Community Choice” Award

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:07:01 GMT

Darklady Receives 2009 BLP “Community Choice” Award

PORTLAND, OR -- Blackout Leather Productions presented its 2009 “Community Choice Award” to Theresa “Darklady” Reed on Sunday, August 9th during the 8th annual Rose & Thorn Awards.

Held at the delightfully medium-brow My Father’s Place restaurant following the BLP leather titleholders’ Victory Brunch, the awards honored an assortment of local community members and organizations.

In addition to Darklady’s receipt of the community-voted “Community Choice Award,” the BLP board selected the following from community nominations:

Business of the Year, 2009 - The Conservatory
Non-Profit of the year, 2009 - BiLS
Leatherwoman of the year, 2009 - 2008 Ms. Oregon State Leather, Val
Leatherman of the year, 2009 - 2008 Mr. Oregon State Leather, Dominic

Darklady, like each of the award recipients, was delighted and surprised to be the ultimate honoree, as the competition was impressive.

“Given that I received the Community Choice Award in 2007, I never expected to win it again,” she confessed. “The fact the community saw fit to honor me with this award again is very encouraging and I very much appreciate it.”

Nominations for all awards are made by the community-at-large, including explanations for why each candidate is qualified to receive the award. The Community Choice Award recipient is determined by ballots cast from the community, while the four other award winners are nominated by the community, with the BLP board members reviewing submissions and making the final determination.

This year’s Mr. & Ms. Oregon State Leather titleholders are Brett and Madame Lisset

More information about this and other Blackout Leather Productions events can be found at www.BlackoutLeather.org.

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady's Sexpose - Porn & Pong w/Damon Brown -- ONLINE

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:06:08 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, August 12, 2009

NEW TIMES:
4:00 pm PT/7:00 pm ET - Wednesday
9:00 pm PT/midnight ET - Wednesday
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET - Friday
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Damon Brown: Author of “Porn & Pong: How Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider and Other Sexy Games Changed Our Culture,” – www.DamonBrown.net & www.PornAndPong.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm/midnight ET and Fridays at 7:00 pm PT/9:00 pm ET.

Darklady and pop culturist Damon Brown talk about the sometimes truly intimate relationship between video gaming and society’s views on sexuality, technology, art, and humanity. Atari 2600, Dreamcast, Amiga, TRS 80, Vic20, Laura Croft, Unreal, Grand Theft Auto; because of these and more, Damon contends that “technology is officially sexy now.”

Find out more during another pixel-popping episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

UPCOMING SHOWS:
08-19-09 = Elayne Angel, author of “The Piercing Bible” – www.PiercingBible.com

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

SATURDAY - Darklady’s Classic “High School” Dinner & Porn Social Night

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:32:46 GMT

Darklady’s Classic “High School” Dinner & Porn Social Night

Darklady welcomes the return of the school season a bit early with two classic-era porn tales of legal teens – and faculty -- gone a bit wild. It’s all to prep for September’s “Return to Reform School” summer party, of course.

In addition to viewing two classic “teen sex” inspired adult videos starring two of the industry’s most notable female performers in a fully accessible, diversity-loving, clothing-optional and costume-friendly environment, the night includes a complimentary all-you-can-eat buffet from Rumpspankers, snuggle & play spaces stocked with safer sex supplies, a bar area for socializing, decidedly adult giveaways and a raffle benefiting Esther’s Pantry.

Liquid inspirations await in the cash bar social area – and those who bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry receive a raffle ticket worth copies of the films, as well as wonderful things from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Wear a costume & earn a raffle ticket. Buy more tickets and earn more chances to win!

“High School Memories” & “Teenage Deviate”
Ages 21 +
Space is limited so RSVP to Darklady@Darklady.com

Saturday, August 15th
Doors Unlocked at 7:00 pm
Cafeteria Opens at 7:30 pm
First Class Begins at 8:00 pm

$20 individual or $35 duo
Rumpspankers
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

High School Memories: VCX distributes this story of the Wahoo High School reunion between a coach and teacher who were fired for impropriety five years prior. Although changed now, their wild times are told through flashbacks. “A man’s movie and a couple’s movie.” 1980.

Teenage Deviate: Video-Pix presents Annie Sprinkle’s first film, the sex heavy, semi-biographical grindhouse tale of a runaway teen on the streets of New York searching for a thrill. 1976. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHAlElVTSE0

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Monday, August 24: Darklady’s “Naughty” Karaoke Night

Saturday, September 5: Darklady’s “Back to Reform School” Summer Party

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

ErosFestNW Open Mic & Sex Writing Workshop with Darklady

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:36:48 GMT

ErosFestNW Open Mic & Sex Writing Workshop with Darklady

Attendees of this weekend’s ErosFestNW will have two chances to share and develop their passion for writing with professional sex writer, Darklady.

FRIDAY:
Open Mic in the Jupiter Hotel Think Tank
10:30pm – midnight

SATURDAY:
Workshop: “Writing About Sex for Fun & Profit,” with Darklady
$10 in addition to ErosFestNW admission
Jupiter Hotel Think Tank
3pm – 5pm

Whether your goal is to improve your blog skills, impress your Dom with journal your updates, turn your lover on with sexy stories or sell your words to the highest bidder, Darklady can help.

Through guided discussion about the variety of sex-centered writing options available, exploration of writing motivations and their possible impact on the writer, as well as market realities and resources, Darklady will help you unlock and better understand your hidden Muse. All experience levels are welcome. Those who wish to bring writing samples are encouraged to do so.

For more information about ErosFestNW visit: www.ErosFestNW.com.

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

TODAY & FRIDAY -- Darklady's Sexpose - Wendy Williams on Being Transsexual

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:50:45 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
NEW TIMES:
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET
9:00 pm PT/midnight ET
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Wendy Williams: 2009 AVN Transsexual Performer of the Year – www.HotWendyWilliams.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs Wednesdays at 9:00pm/midnight ET and Fridays at 7:00 pm PT/9:00 pm ET.

Darklady and Wendy Williams, “the hardest working tranny in the business,” talk about the real world of transsexuals vs. the fantasy world of porn. Gender labels, self-identification, gender reassignment surgery, childhood experiences with gender bigotry, and the joys of living life in a body that feels right; all of these and more prove lively topics of discussion.

Find out more during another gender-bending episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

UPCOMING SHOWS:
08-05-09 = Damon Brown, author of “Porn & Pong: How Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider and Other Sexy Games Changed Our Culture”

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke” -- MONDAY

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:13:43 GMT

Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke”

In the world of stripping, “dancer slag” is a term used to describe someone who finds it so difficult to leave “the rack” that they eventually buy their own club. Darklady doesn’t know if there’s a karaoke equivalent, but she does know that she’s opted out of a lot of cool karaoke nights because she didn’t want to wait for tone-deaf strangers to murder her favorite songs – cuz she’d much rather share that experience with her tone-deaf friends!

Darklady’s “Naughty Karaoke” is your chance to feed your musical soul with 5,000+ of your favorite karaoke songs in a pansexual friendly, clothing-optional environment complete with a fully stocked bar, a kitchen eager to satisfy your physical hunger and thirst – and a crowd of cheerfully pervy friends!

Monday, July 27
7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Strongly Preferred

Rumpspankers
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE w/Air Conditioning
Rumpspankers Private Sex Positive Social Club Memberships Available in August

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to earn raffle tickets for valuable prizes from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys. Buy more tickets to earn more chances!

UPCOMING EVENTS:
August 5: Darklady's Birthday
August 8: "Writing About Sex for Fun & Profit" at ErosFestNW.com
August 15: Darklady's Dinner & Porn Social Night (theme TBD)
August 24: TBD

September 5: Darklady’s “Back to Reform School” Summer Party

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady's Sexpose - Busty BBW Cam Goddess Toni KatVixen

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:56:40 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Toni KatVixen, Busty BBW Cam Goddess – www.KatVixen.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs each Friday at 7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET.

Darklady and former Alaskan Toni KatVixen talk smack about soon-to-be-former governor Sarah Palin and her use of sexuality during her vice-presidential race. But don’t worry – they talk about lots of other sex-related stuff, as well, including Toni’s busty cheerleader past and the importance of trust, communication and a strong sense of self for those in non-monogamous relationships.

Find out more during another taboo rattling episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

UPCOMING SHOWS:
07-15-09 = AVN Award Winning TS Performer Wendy Williams of HotWendyWilliams.com

07-22-09 = Erica McLean , director of LFP Video’s “Hardcore Circus” & “Barely Legal” series

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady's Sexpose – America’s Elder Porn Statesman w/Dave Cummings

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:26:06 GMT

Darklady's Sexpose – America’s Elder Porn Statesman w/Dave Cummings

Darklady’s Sexposé
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Dave Cummings – www.DaveCummings.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs each Friday at 7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET.

BASICS:
Darklady talks with 69-year-old AVN Hall of Famer and former U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel turned oldest active porn star in the United States, Dave Cummings.

At an age where many have given up on sex entirely, Cummings is making a living at it. Learn how that happened – and what happens when he shows up on the set to work with women more than half his age. Dave shares his views on sex and pornography, including his belief that both can be healthy and enjoyable for adults of all ages, that both are threatened by ignorance and opportunism -- and that industry events like this month’s Cybernet Expo in San Francisco are part of the solution.

Find out more during another age-defying episode of Darklady’s Sexpose.

UPCOMING SHOWS:
06-24-09 = Life as a Sassy, Full-Bodied Amateur Web Goddess w/Kat Vixen

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Encourage Google to Update Images of Tehran

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:24:30 GMT

TODAY: Darklady's Sexpose – Rope Bondage w/Noble Manque

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:46:44 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé” -- Rope Bondage w/Noble Manque
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Noble Manque – www.NobleRope.com

RE-BROADCAST:
Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs each Friday at 7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET.

Darklady talks Western and Japanese rope bondage with Noble Manque, enthusiast and workshop instructor.

While many of his age peers were stumbling awkwardly through painfully “vanilla” dates, Manque was tying the kinky ladies up with passionate love knots, thanks to a mutual budding affection for rope bondage. As his success with combining girls and bondage continued, so did Manque’s dedication to his craft. Today he teaches an assortment of D/s, flogging and rope bondage classes, including a “Hair, Head and Face Bondage” workshop.

Find out more during another earth-shattering episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

UPCOMING SHOWS:
06-17-09 = Life as the Elder Stud of Porn with Dave Cummings

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

PRIDE EVENT: Darklady’s “Bisexual” Dinner & Porn Night - 06-13-09

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:32:41 GMT

Darklady’s “Bisexual” Dinner & Porn Night

Celebrate Bisexual Pride and meet like-minded friends at Darklady’s “Bisexual” Dinner & Porn Night during Portland Pride weekend – and enjoy a Special Pride Price!

In addition to viewing two award winning bisexual themed Chi Chi LaRue videos in a diversity friendly and fully accessible environment, the night includes a complimentary all-you-can-eat buffet from Rumpspankers, play spaces stocked with safer sex supplies – and fun toy and novelty give-aways.

Liquid inspiration awaits in the cash bar – and those who bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry receive a raffle ticket worth copies of the films, as well as wonderful things from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys.

“SwitchCraft” & “Shifting Gears”
Ages 21 +
RSVP Darklady@Darklady.com

Saturday, June 13th
Doors Open at 7:00 pm
Dinner Served at 7:30 pm
First Feature Begins at 8:00 pm

SPECIAL PRIDE PRICE
$20 individual or $35 duo
Rumpspankers
Portland, Oregon
FULLY ACCESSIBLE

SwitchCraft: Drag queen Chi Chi LaRue portrays Edweina Simplestein, an unattractive teen who turns the tables on those who have tormented her with the help of a little black magic. Think “Carrie” meets “Hairspray” with hardcore gay, straight & bisexual sex. Sharon Kane, Tina Tyler, Scott Davis, Ricky Starr, etc. Directed by Josh Eliot in 1998.

Shifting Gears: LaRue returns to direct this tale of male auto mechanics whose egos are challenged when a female applicant proves their superior. Lola, Shy Love, Wolf Hudson, Johnny Hazard, Cameron Marshall, etc. Blake Riley’s first *straight* scene! AVN 2008 AVN-Award winner.

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady's Sexpose - Thomas Roche & the Joy of Writing Erotica

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:19:51 GMT

Darklady’s “Sexposé”
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET
RadioDentata.com

INTERVIEW:
Thomas Roche – www.ThomasRoche.com

Darklady discuses the strange paths that have led her and noir-loving Thomas Roche of www.ThomasRoche.com to careers writing about sex.

Learn what websites provide the best guidance to new and emerging erotic fiction writers and how Roche’s dreams of writing mysteries have blended with his reality of writing about darkly sexy subjects. Find out about Roche’s work with San Francisco Sex Information and his upcoming participation in the upcoming June 25th – 27th’s Cybernet expo panel “Effective Writing for Adult Websites.”

Find out how and why – as well as where to go for more information – during another ground-breaking episode of “Darklady’s Sexpose.”

Darklady’s Sexpose re-airs each Friday at 7:00 pm PT/10:00 pm ET.

UPCOMING SHOWS:
06-10-09 = Bondage with Noble Manqué of NobleRope.com
06-17-09 = Being the Elder Stud of Porn with Dave Cummings

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

INVITE: Darklady’s “Coming of Age” Pre-‘Thon Social - Monday 05-18-09

Sun, 17 May 2009 01:01:07 GMT

Darklady invites you celebrate another day above ground and only 12 days before her “Solo Sex Circus” 9th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon by attending her “Coming of Age” pre-thon Social.

In addition to celebrating the pleasure that can be found in self-stimulation and meeting some of the cool people who will make this year’s pansexual ‘thon a success, Darklady will celebrate a personal milestone of having returned to the land of the living 18 years ago this May – meaning she’s finally “old” enough to play in the Rubitorium!

Share the joy by attending her “Coming of Age” Pre-‘Thon Social. Adrian Martin will start the night off with acoustic melodies, Rumpspankers’ kitchen will be open for business, the Naughty Baker will provide celebratory sweets, the pool table is free and happy hour lasts all night. Although not a play party, the soiree is topless friendly, so feel free to bare your bosoms for super special drink prices and copious praise.

If all goes well, clown porn will play and a good time will be had by all.

Monday, May 18
8:00 pm – midnight
$5 Entry
Ages 21 +
RSVP Deeply Appreciated but not Required

Rumpspankers Restaurant
700 NE Dekum
Portland, Oregon
Cozy, but Wheelchair Accessible

Bring a pet or human care donation for Esther’s Pantry to enter a drawing for Taboo Video gift certificates, DVDs, toys and Big Teaze Toys Super Flower Power vibes.

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Saturday, May 30: Darklady’s “Solo Sex Circus” 9th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon

Saturday, June 13: “Bisexual Pride” Dinner & Porn Date Night

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

What Would My Body Taste Like to a Cannibal?

Sun, 17 May 2009 00:34:50 GMT

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Darklady’s “MILF-y” Dinner & Porn Date Night

Sat, 02 May 2009 21:50:00 GMT

Darklady’s “MILF-y” Dinner & Porn Date Night

What better way to say “I love you” to your favorite hot mama than to bring her to Darklady’s “MILF-y” Dinner & Porn Date Night for a little motherly adoration and appreciation -- complete with classic incest porn and a modern X-rated tale of mid-life marital sex revenge?

In addition to the on screen eye candy, enjoy a complimentary all-you-can-eat buffet from Rumpspankers, physical and mental stimulation from great guests, both private and public play spaces stocked with safer sex supplies – and fun toy and novelty give-aways. Liquid inspiration awaits in the cash bar – and those who bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry receive a raffle ticket worth copies of the films, as well as wonderful things from Taboo Video and Big Teaze Toys.

“Taboo” & “American MILF”
Ages 21 +
RSVP preferred
Write Darklady@Darklady.com for more details

Saturday, May 9th
Doors Open at 7:00 pm
Dinner Served at 7:30 pm
First Feature Begins at 8:00 pm

$25 individual or $40 duo
Village Ballroom
Portland, Oregon
Stairs into building, accessible inside

“Taboo:” The year was 1980 and this is the video that changed how many a man viewed his mother. Kay Parker’s greatest role finds her a divorcee looking for love in all the wrong places – including her son Mark Ranger’s underwear. The first adult film to seriously address adult incest, this movie made history and remains a best-seller. VCX.com/Standard Digital

“American MILF:” Teri Weigel came out of retirement to portray a sizzling hot wife whose trailer trash husband will fuck just about anyone – except for her. Since counseling is so expensive, Weigel does the only logical thing: the righteously indignant cougar returns the favor in hopes of teaching him a valuable lesson about … umm… err… something. Vivid Entertainment/Teravision

UPCOMING EVENTS:
Monday, May 18: Darklady’s "Coming of Age" Social @ Rumpspankers

Saturday, May 30: Darklady’s “Solo Sex Circus” 9th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon

Saturday, June 13: “Bisexual” Dinner & Porn Date Night

-- Darklady
www.darklady.com
www.masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Darklady Does Playboy Radio’s Night Calls – TODAY

Fri, 01 May 2009 21:15:42 GMT

Satellite radio subscribers will learn the latest and greatest about Darklady and her “Solo Sex Circus” 9th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon TODAY at 5:30 pm PT.

Listeners will find out how to whack-a-nun courtesy of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, ride the wild Thrillhammer and Monkey Rocker, marvel at human suspension by Dale the Nail, thrill to the ultimate couch dance by Sahara Dunes, indulge in exhibitionism on the Casting Couch, benefit from sex toy give-aways, support good causes with the Silent Auction, dance to DJs driven tunes -- and join hundreds of people to celebrate the joy of the safest sex there is -- solo and partnered masturbation!

All this and more TODAY on SIRIUS 99 or XM 99.

Just listen – or feel free to call in questions to 1-877-205-9796.

Visit www.PlayboyRadio.com for more information about Night Calls

Visit www.Masturbate-a-thon.org for more information about this year’s amazing Portland Masturbate-a-thon.

SPONSORS: AdamEve.com, BigTeazeToys.com, ClubSesso.com, GrrlsToys, HotMovies.com, Hustler Toys, It's My Pleasure, MonkeyRocker.com, Mr. Peeps Adult Superstores, TabooVideo.com, TheThrillHammer.com, VCX.com, X-Rated Toys

BENEFICIARIES: Esther's Pantry, Free Speech Coalition, Woodhull Freedom Foundation

-- Darklady
www.Darklady.com
www.Masturbate-a-thon.org
twitter.com/TheDarklady

Which Sesame Street Character Am I?

Fri, 01 May 2009 01:47:31 GMT

Your result for The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test...

Big Bird

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are very organized, more abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.

Here is why are you Big Bird.

You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Big Bird is never sloppy and always under control... pretty good for a 6 year old bird living without a family.

You both are abstract thinkers. Big Bird is a dreamer who always wonders what the world is like. You definitely are not afraid to take chances in life. You only live once. You may notice others around you playing it safe, but you are more concerned with not compromising your desires, and getting everything you can out of life. This is a very romantic approach to life, but hopefully you are also grounded enough to get by.

You are both somewhat extroverted. Like Big Bird, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations. Big Bird is always very comfortable around others, but he often prefers the quiet low-key presence that Snuffleupagus provides.

The other possible characters are

Oscar the Grouch

Bert

Snuffleupagus

Ernie

Elmo

Kermit the Frog

Grover

Cookie Monster

Guy Smiley

The Count

Hey, don't be a grouch! If you liked the test, let others know by rating it below. Feel free to vote for your favorite character too.

Take The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test at HelloQuizzy